Mind The Chocolate Gap: Fans Grumble As Toblerone Shrinks

British fans of Toblerone chocolate bars have bared their sweet teeth over a cost-cutting move to space out the distinctive jagged peaks on versions of the Swisss treat sold in the UK. The scaled down version was prompted by higher commodity prices and had nothing to do with the British pound’s plunge in value since Britons voted in June to exit the EU, manufacturer Mondelez International said. All the same, a Tobler moan broke out on social media in Britain as it was the third case in a month in which UK brands have taken steps to offset higher costs for their products in the wake of the Brexit vote. “You have a somewhat premium chocolate bar which is very well known for its distinctive shape, and to save money yo9u change the shape? Shame on you, Mondelez,” Toblerone customers Michal Tat posted. “It’s not as if people eat Toblerone every day. You could literally double the price and people would still buy it. Fools,” posted Nicholas Barker. Mondelex reduced the weight of a version of Toblerone sold to British discounter Poundland to 150g from 170g by spacing its triangular chocolate peaks out more widely. Another altered version, lightened to 360g from 400g, is sold in stores other than Poundland, a Toblerone spokeswoman said. Modelez said on 8 November that Toblerone bars would continue to be sold elsewhere without changes. “We always work hard to ensure value for money, but like many other companies, unfortunately we are experiencing higher costs for many ingredients,” the spokeswoman said.

Why Having Pets Doesn't Make You A Parent

A new survey shows that people on average lose 750 hours of sleep in first year of parenthood, and that’s the easy part. School admissions, homework duties, the rebel years, drugs and dating, career and marriage – seeing just one child settled in life leaves most people grey and tired. So when someone throwing a ball to their dog in the parks says without irony they feel like their pet’s mom or dad, the urge to roll eyes at them in understandable. So, can pets really take the place of children for the human race? It’s an unsettling thought. Parenting is a connection to the future, the means by which we attempt to influence what tomorrow’s world will be. Researcher points out the paradox of pet ownership: “We love them because they aren’t human, then spend their lives treating them like people. We project onto them what we wish we could see in ourselves and other. We don’t really want them to be animals – wild, free, ultimately unknowable – we want them to be like us, but more static and predictable. Something we can control.” Pets are not at all like children, who are “dynamic individuals, immediately asserting their will, out to change the world around them. In stark contrast to pets, children are always trying to outgrow, outflank, and outsmart their parents.” While “pets don’t do any of this they are not involved.” Researcher advice to those who proudly display ‘Mu Child Has Four Paws’ bumper stickers: “You can’t ‘parent’ a pet because you aren’t teaching it how to leave you and become an independent being. Your pet is stuck with no choice but to love you. Having a pet is like playing with a living doll, a chance to enjoy the activity and ritual of parenthood without any of the purpose, consequences, or hard work.”